Happy!

See? All it takes is a little financial security.

I am now wealthy beyond reason. HA! Guess what I did this morning, after some recreational fighting with my husband! Can you guess? You didn't guess. Okay, I'll just tell you. I BOUGHT STUFF! I bought a book. And socks. I know. You were never expecting that, were you? I'm so unpredictable. It's not like I've been talking about it for a month or anything.... Hope I didn't startle you with my sudden moves.

And I'm also off the hook for entertaining tonight. We are now meeting at the very lent friendly (and therefore ridiculously crowded, no doubt) Red Lobster. Oh, the sheer decadence of it all might be my downfall.

I just spelled all of that correctly with no computerized assistance. I would like a gold star, please.

But I can still complain about the snow, right? Just checking.

We are all fine. Unless you count the fact that the kids have horrible coughs, and that I'm starting to get it. But you don't count that, do you?

Abbie still loves her haircut, and Grant is being a pretty nice guy. If it weren't for some blatant disobedience and a little crankiness on the part of Her Imperial Majesty, they would be doing well today. We watched Thundercats.

See how we have not let our sudden change in economic status interfere with our former ideals and traditions?

Hee.

Can you imagine what I'd be like if I really won the lottery? I think you would all stop speaking to me, just to get away from my horrible jokes.

You are all speaking to me.....right?

Happy Best Friday Ever!

WOOT! I'm RICH!

p.s. The tailpipe fell off the truck. Isn't that the way of things? *sigh*